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The Ten Commandments of Love
| I. I am thy Main Squeeze; thou shalt squeeze no others before me. II. Thou shalt not take the name of they Squeeze in vain, nor badmouth me behind my back. III. Remember our Anniversary, and keep it holy. Or else. IV. Honor MY mother and father. THINE are too damn weird. V. Thou shalt not kill my love by behaving tackily and making me embarrassed to be seen with thee. |
VI. Thou shalt not commit adultery, nor shalt thou even THINK about it if
thou knowest what's good for thee. VII. Thou shalt not steal from my purse/wallet while I am in thy bathroom, nor use my credit cards, nor make long-distance calls from my telephone. VIII. Thou shalt not talk about our personal problems to our friends. IX. Thou shalt not covet the higher market price of thy neighbor's house. X. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Squeeze, nor son or daughter, nor stereo, nor BMW. |
Even though these are funny, there's a lot of truth to them especially V and VIII.
The Doowop group, the Moonglows sang a song called the Ten Commandments of Love
that also has valuable advice. One of the most important things in a relationship is
to have faith in your partner and to give them the benefit of the doubt. The first
commandment of the Moonglow's song is:
Thou shalt always have faith in everything I say and do
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